The Annotated Ignition (Remix) for Liang

Now, usualy i dont do this but uh... gone head and give em a lil preview of the remix

no im not tryin to be rude,

but hey pretty girl im feelin you [Nicole: aw ok R. just make sure she really isn't a girl this time and that she is a woman kthanx] [Seth: You went there]

the way you do the things you do [Seth: Is she doing anything yet? I think that R Kelly might be a little confused about time frames. Or else he's also a modernist Poet. T.S. Eliot you are #OnBlast]

remind me of my Lexus coup [Seth: I do not want to remind anyone of a car]

thats why im all up in yo grill

tryina get you to a hotel [Nicole: Pause. You could interpret rude as being when a guy comes up talking about GIRL, you remind me of a small expensive car, and i'm trying to get you upstairs]

you must be a foot ball coach [Seth: there's a lot of gender confusion going on here]

the way you got me playin the field [Seth: isn't he just trying to play her?] [Nicole: LOL. I think lyrics further along in the song might explain why he makes no sense here] [Seth: Because he's drunk?] [Nicole: Yup! and doesn't give a damn] [Seth: As I note above, he may also be trying to apply the style of Modernist poetry to his lyric, which would also explain the lapses in time, logic, and acceptable behavior]

so baby gimme that toot toot [Seth: toot toot has a pulling motion]

and lemme give you that beep beep [Seth: this has a pushing motion]

runnin her hands through my 'fro [Seth: Does R Kelly have a fro? Is he into role-playing?] [Nicole: He's got a fro when the braids come out] [Seth: I don't want anything coming out of R Kelly]

bouncin on 24's [Seth: Is he in his car getting a bj and listening to himself? Dealbreaker] [Nicole: RIGHT?? Because it's not a third person singing about the remix!]

while they say on the radio... [Nicole: 'they' = 'him'][Seth: Word, unless he has multiple personalities? That would definitely explain the "Out of the Closet" video]

[chorus]

this is the remix to ignition [Seth: No one knows about the original, R] [Nicole: LOL]

hot and fresh out the kitchen

mama rollin that body

got evey man in here wishin [Seth: How many men are in the car?]

sippin on coke and rum [Seth: Open containers of alcohol, nbd]

im like so what im drunk [Nicole: Yeah so what if he has open containers in the car?] [Seth: You might want to consult state law for your own safety]

its the freakin weekend baby

im about to have me some fun [Seth: Word]

Bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce

Bounce-bounce-bounce- c'mon [Nicole: Bounce?] [Seth: On 24s]

now its like murder she wrote [Insert original dissertation on this here]

once i get you out them clothes

privacy is on the door

still they can hear you screamin more

girl im feelin what you feelin [Nicole, repeating Seth really: He should not be feeling what the girl is feeling.]

no more hopin and wishin

im bout to take my key and [Seth: This is so much information. Can we insert a picture of his penis here?]

stick it in the ignition

this is the remix to ignition

hot and fresh out the kitchen

mama rollin that body

got evey man in here wishin [Nicole: but really back to Seth's point, where the hell are we right now? Because he hasn't mentioned the lobby yet. And also why did R. create a song about the situation that he has yet to be in? Unless he's psychic, drunk, and has multiple personalities?]

sippin on coke and rum

im like so what im drunk

its the freakin weekend baby

im about to have me some fun

crystall poppin in the stretch navigator [Seth: again open bottles]

we got food every where

as if the party was catered [Seth: They better be rolling in $1 chicken sandwiches. Also is there a buffett table in there?] [Nicole: wants shrimp. But like how much food can you have in the car? Don't care if it's a stretch nav. That's just gross and unnecessary.]

we got fellas to my left [Seth: Word]

hunnies on my right

we bring em both together we got drinkin all night [Seth: I'm concerned there might be some issues with drinking]

then after the show its the (after party) [Seth: When did we go to a show? I need R to get a personal assistant] [Nicole: LOL word R., we pretty much went from the car to the lobby. Hallucinations?]

and after the party its the (hotel lobby) [Seth: Can you get a suite? Poor Hotel Lobby Staff]

and round about 4 you gotta (clear the lobby) [Seth: What hotel are they staying at? Holiday Inn?] [Nicole: Every rapper loves the Holiday Inn, so maybe R.'s rap buddies introduced him.]

then head take it to the room and freak somebody

girl we off in this jeep [Seth: There have been so many cars in this song]

foggin windows up

blastin the radio

in the back of my truck [Seth: Are jeeps trucks? I am so confused] [Nicole: You can have a Jeep truck, but reality is, there are too many cars entering at too many points in the song]

bouncin up and down

stroke it round and round [Seth: WTMI]

to the remix

we just thuggin it out... [Seth: that is not thuggin it out] [Nicole: LOL like not in the least.]